--Jessica Petri as quoted in TIME Magazine, May 19, 2008
"I paid for that suit...college-boy."
--Bee Gordon to Jason Petri, Wednesday, August 3, 2005
"However, that last sentence that nothing shall preclude the Commission from requesting and receiving late-filed exhibits can't be properly interpretated --whoops, that was a George Bushism -- cannot be interpretated -- I did it again -- interpreted to permit the procedure that occurred here with respect to the late-filed exhibits."
--Christopher Petrie, July 20, 2004, before the Wyoming Public Service Commission
(Docket No. 70005-TA-02-19)
"Of death I dreamed indeed."
--Harold V. Moneyhun, Sweetwater County and Prosecuting Attorney
“This is like shooting pigs in a barrel.”
-- Harold V. Moneyhun,
“You are the scourge of
--Elwin McGrew,
“I am evil.”
--John P. LaBuda, Attorney at Law
“I want a man.”
--Mark E. Kot,
“TROOPER PEECH has a vendetta against the drinking public.”
--Harley J. McKinney, Attorney at Law
“Commissioners, schmishinors.”
--John P. LaBuda, Attorney at Law
“I have shoes newer than that.”
--Rich Ryan
“The Constitution is irrelevant.”
-- Harold V. Moneyhun,
“Co**bite, Your Honor.”
-- Jason Petri to the Honorable John Crow,
“When are you going to change the damn quote of the day co**bite you honor?”
-- Dean E. Jordan
“We're not in right now.”
-- Cybil G. Wallace, notorious serial cohabitatrix (on her answering machine)